Kim’s 18^th!

Hahahaha! The most awaited event since last week…its Kim’s 18 birthday celebration!

All the stress of preparing for the biggest familiah celebration by far was for tonight.

This was the turning point of her life, she’s finally gonna be the bitch of the century!

My day started at 12pm. All of us familiah were texting all night for the last minute preppies. My boypren Mikki and my peyborit daughter Marica, Wale, Marga and Ado went to and met up in G4 to buy costumes. Uggh. The bitchy crew of National Bookstore, they gave us hot poop and more stress because we were to buy this cute devil fork and horn we liked for Wale. And we waited for nothing. Urrrrgh, we were late at the party because of them.

For regular readers, my costumes has been a big puzzle. Pregnant nun? Nuh uh! Was supposed to be an Arabian ballerina( Harlem “genie” pants, Black ala tutu with puffs at the bottom). But I found something better…

Voila! Cute eh? Well I lurve it!! But honestly, the theme wasn’t clear, even to me! look at the fishnet stockings..fabulous!

I envisioned it to be a hot, dead construction worker. But those dumb asses at the party didn’t get it. That I was a sexy-voom-voom skydiver. Still my theme didn’t get through them. Some said I looked like a farmer/fisherman. Most said my look was totallt nonsense anf I looked tacky with many different things on me tapered just to have something to wear. Huhuhu! But it’s cool!

Kim the celebrator on the other hand, wasn’t tacky at all. Her look wasn’t just ow-kay. It was fucking fabulous!

Her gown was started and finished in 2 days. Can you imagine? But I so so LURVE it!!!! Hot!!!! She was a Victorian princess who lives in eternity or sumn. I like the corset and the balloony gown. And the color! It’s Pink! Cutey!

And her escort was…ugggh, all drab. He looked like he was just given a penny and pulled to a party to become the debutant’s escort. I mean, all the attention was given to Kim’s outfit and they forgot that she has an escort. Actually, Kim just met that guy that day. Whatever.

Costumes Galore!

Mikki as HOT NURSE

Marga as APHRODITE

Marica as HOT ANGEL

Wale as HOT DEVIL

Thea as HOT FAT FAG

Ado as A HOODED MASKED GUY

Kel as COUSIN IT FORMAL VERSION

Louis as himself hahaha!

Christo as UNHOODED MASKED GUY

Dha as MASKED GIRL

KNC boys as THE BEATLES

Aina as A CHEERLEADER

It was all fun. There was no conflict and no drama. And it was good to see everyone in the familiah exerted effort to look damn scary and cute. KNC(Nico and ER and Ron Ty’s high school barkada) came to party with us. Thea was also there. Even Yeng whom we all thought was in safari already hunting worms for dinner also came! This rarely happens! *sob.sob* Kuya bob and ate Pia (2 of the fabulous GP crew) came to greet and share the fun with Kim.

I was also introduced to Lloyd, Kim’s new prospect/boyfriend(?). I really dunno. His friends were the funniest. They were like all glaring at me when Kim introduced me to them. >;)

Andrew wasn’t there so, there was less fun. But it’s still a hundred percent! (huh?)

I was so fabulous that I was in every 18s in the programme. I was the 17^th in the 18 roses. I also filled in for Thea in the 18 candles and gifts because she had to leave early. Sadly, everyone thought my name was Thea so I had to clear it out. Haha! I loved the attention. Some were even scared of me. Be afraid, be VERY VERY damn fucking scared y’all. Haha!

The party ended at 12. Familiah and KNC stayed to finish 1 beer case. We went to Kimmie’s place after to get the fun going. Marica left soon after. The KNC left first at 2. haha. But Marica sneaked out of their house and returned to have some more fun fun fun! It was her first time actually. Bought 9 more muchos and drank them down our ‘drains’. Fell down at 4. Woke up again at 6. Went to Wale’s at 7. Slept till 12 and went home at 1:30

The party was good overall. Good place, Good food, and all fab fab fab people (although there wasn’t much cute guys around). Kim got what she deserved after all. And I’m happy for her. This is the start of life for her. And I wish that she’ll have more guts(that means BIGGER BALLS haha) and JUST DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS IN LIFE. Just do it bitch. We’re all her behind your ass crack.

Have to sleep now. Have to have more snoozing..ugggh. My skin is at it’s worst. More updates tomorrow!

*PICTURES GALORE!!!

MUWAH!!!